The holiday snuck up on me again, so I had to rapid-fire the picks this week. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

The Buccaneers can’t win the NFC South, I’m out on Houston and don’t fret about $10.5 million to a teenager becoming the norm in college football.

Don’t even read the picks this week. They’re worthless. Just listen to Mike Tyson and go about your life.

Due to traveling last weekend and illness this week, I was only able to catch up on a handful of the games I missed, so these picks will stink.

The Texans are playing with fire, I’m the only one who likes the Giants, the Chiefs are in January mode, and a bold guess at who wins the NFC West.

The perfect addition to the Packers is out there, a 2nd round bust is burning the Chiefs, and ummm, does Marvin Harrison Jr. stink?

I’m traveling this week so the picks are lame. I’ll refund all subscription fees this week and next to make it up to you.

Is the Giants pass rush good enough? Are teams slowly figuring out the Commander offense? Who will be the AFC Wildcard teams? Am I asking too many questions?

Injuries are mounting around the league, Bo Nix is lucky to be in Denver, and why the Panthers screwed up 4th and 3… twice.

The 49ers Week 3 collapse took the crown as the worst of the season and the Eagles need to give it Saquon Barkley alot. And then some more.

Ja’Marr Chase is angry, the Rams are in trouble, and the last two coaches to take the Eagles to the Super Bowl could be fired before Halloween.

Zero confidence in the picks this week. You’re welcome.

Football is back. Nothing is better.