My brain is too scattered to form a connected, intelligent stream of thought, so I’m just going to fire off takes until I run out.

The Eagles were the best team in the NFL this season. Time to play like it, and this just in… turnovers matter, a lot.

Week 18 is pretty big dud this year. So are my picks. It wasn’t a complete mail-in by me but pretty close. Sorry.

It’s Christmas time and no one wants to read about a mostly underwhelming Week 17. See you in the New Year.

The real hero of Green Bay’s season, Quinyon Mitchell deserves more praise, and moving on from Mike McCarthy may be a mistake.

Bryce Young may be the future in Carolina after all, Kyler Murray is not MVP worthy and I still need the Bills to convince me.

The holiday snuck up on me again, so I had to rapid-fire the picks this week. Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

The Buccaneers can’t win the NFC South, I’m out on Houston and don’t fret about $10.5 million to a teenager becoming the norm in college football.

Don’t even read the picks this week. They’re worthless. Just listen to Mike Tyson and go about your life.

Due to traveling last weekend and illness this week, I was only able to catch up on a handful of the games I missed, so these picks will stink.

The Texans are playing with fire, I’m the only one who likes the Giants, the Chiefs are in January mode, and a bold guess at who wins the NFC West.

The perfect addition to the Packers is out there, a 2nd round bust is burning the Chiefs, and ummm, does Marvin Harrison Jr. stink?