Life slows down in a few weeks. Then I can properly post my (admittedly horrible) picks.

Last Week: 6 – 8 – 0
Season:    49 – 52 – 6

Thursday (8:20PM ET)

I took the Packers -3.5. I won.

Early Games (1:00PM ET)

Cowboys -7 (I hate this pick. Dallas is bad at home, but Arizona can’t stop anybody not named Rams.)
Falcons +2.5 (Fell for the sucker bet [49ers -2.5] last week. Feels like I’m falling for it again here. Oh well.)
Bills -3
Browns +3.5
Jaguars -10 (Banking on Colts morale being in the dumpster.)
Raiders +1.5 (I’ll keep taking the Raiders. They’ll keep losing. At least there are no surprises.)
Lions -3.5 (I’m as out on the Vikings as anyone in America. Bring on the backlash.)
Titans +12.5 (The Bengals are the ultimate play down to the opponent’s level team. That’s why that 2nd half explosion against Baltimore was so shocking.)

Afternoon Games (4:05PM ET)

Rams -6.5 (I think the Rams have turned the corner.)
Chiefs -1 (Andy Reid could care less about losing out-of-conference games. These are the division games he lives for.)
Dolphins +6.5 (AJ Brown is a mess. The defense is struggling. Miami is feisty. Give me the points.)

Sunday Night (8:20PM ET)

Eagles +6 (At some point a defense loaded with talent has to stop somebody, right? No? Seriously? I’m depressed. Hoping for a few punts anyway.)

Monday Night (8:15PM ET)

Bears +3 (At this point I don’t even know why I’m picking against Seattle. It just feels good, I guess.)