Conference heavyweights do battle with Super Bowl berths at stake. Who will punch their ticket to Miami? Bold predictions and an explanation for the Leno situation highlight this jumbo preview of the Conference Championships.
I wasnāt overly excited about the NFLās Conference Championships when the matchups were determined last Sunday evening. Then I watched Terminator Salvation and decided things could be worse. I could be running from killer machines, living in a desolate world, and listening to Christian Baleās over-the-top Batman voice on my transistor radio. Upon further review, the conference championships have enough to entertain. Hereās my simple checklist:
- A team to root for: Colts. Peyton needs another title to validate his legacy as greatest QB ever. I think he deserves it.
- A team to hate: The āNawlins Saints. My most hated NFL team outside of the Birdsā NFC East foes.
- An underdog: Jets. Raise your hand if you had the J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! In the AFC Championship back in September. Now, for those of you that raised your hand, raise your hand again if youāre a liar.
- A coach to ridicule: Brad Childress. Iām too excited for his first boneheaded call.
- An outdoor stadium with temperatures below freezing: Oh, yeh. I forgot. Weāve got three soft teams in the final four. Bummer.
This isnāt the complete list, simply the essentials. Four out of five isnāt terrible. After all, watching the games wonāt be as challenging (or confusing) as trying to save my dad ⦠to send him back in time to my mom ⦠so that I could be born. John Connor had it rough. Enough nonsense, onto the gamesā¦
Last Week:Ā Ā 2 – 2 – 0
Postseason:Ā 2 – 6 – 0
Sunday, January 17
(5) Jets at (1) Colts (3:00PM ET)
The Jets are a scary team. Their fierce defense and physical ground game are enough to beat any opponent. Their mind games off the field arenāt bad either. Rex Ryan is a master at twisting opponentās ordinary statements into insults. Ryan then uses the contrived insults to rally his team. Sounds lame but itās actually brilliant. Ryanās imposing his style on the opponent before either team has stepped onto the field. Beware what you say, Colts. The Jets are listening. (I can relate to the Colts here. The other night while watching The Bachelor, (crap, shouldnāt have admitted that) I mentioned that the guy (ok, I know his name is Jake) sent one of the more attractive girls home. āWhat?!ā My wife said. āYou think SHEās attractive? ⦠Awe man, I must be ugly.ā) So yeah, the Colts better watch what they say this week.
Iāve picked against the Jets throughout the postseason. Naturally, Iām inclined to do so here as well. The talk this past week has focused on the Jets. The Jets know how to win; they hang around long enough to deliver the knockout blow; the Chargers were no match for New Yorkā¦Blah blah blah. If the NFLās most productive kicker over the past three seasons doesnāt have the worst game of his life, the Jets are on vacation right now. If Nate Kaeding makes even two of those kicks (Iāll excuse the 50+ yarder), weād hear all about how the Jets played tough, but just werenāt good enough. So, a kicker chokes and the 2009 Jets go from not quite good enough to the greatest Jets team since Joe Namath led the green and white. You gotta love the playoffs. The Jets are a tough, solid team⦠that got LUCKY. Thatās it. Did they block those kicks? No. Granted, they kept the offense out of the end zone, so they deserve credit for forcing the field goals. Regardless, Iām not jumping behind Rex Ryanās sweater vest because the NFLās best kicker thought the yellow goalposts meant āCaution, stay away.ā I refuse.
Speaking of field goals, make sure to pay close attention when the Colts attempt their first field goal. If Matt Stover nails it through the uprights, there will be a riot on New Yorkās sideline. Confusion, anger, heartbreak; it will all be there. Opposing kickers are 0-5 against the Jets in the playoffs to this point. Theyāre arrogant enough to think theyāve earned the misses. Rexās father, Buddy, may even punch an assistant coach (again). Ā
Maybe Buddy could sock Peyton Manning for me too. After confidently predicting that Manning would excel in the playoffs, heās performing his usually āunstoppable in the regular season, average QB in the postseasonā routine. I thought weād be past this, Peyton. Perhaps Eli got the clutch gene. I digress.
The Coltsā offense has more weapons than the Chargersā, including a deeper receiving corps. Additionally, the Indy defense was successful last week by containing Baltimoreās rushing attack, thus forcing an unproven quarterback to win the game. While the Jetsā ground game is superior to Baltimoreās, the key to winning remains the same for the Colts (stop the run). Indianapolis has the best defensive end duo in football (Dwight Freeney and Robert Mathis). If theyāre able to tee-off on Mark Sanchez, he will struggle immensely.
As long as the Jets stay within in striking distance (two scores or less), theyāll continue to run the football. Peyton Manning will need to put up points early to help his defense. As we saw last week, the New York offensive line is too good for a defense to handle the entire game. Building a sizeable lead will force the Jets to abandon the run, letting the Coltsā pass rushers to force Sanchez into mistakes. Conversely, allowing the Jets to hang around could be disastrous. If youāre the Colts, āluckyā and āgoodā are two things you donāt want to mess with in the 4th quarter when a Super Bowl berth is up for grabs. The longer the game remains close, the more it favors New York. For Indianapolis, winning big early is the key to winning at all.
The past week has been full of upsets; Vienna received a rose on The Bachelor (shoot, I did it again), the Jets defeated the Chargers, Avatar ran away with the Golden Globe, and Massachusetts went Republican after a legendary Democrat passed away. This canāt continue, right? It has to end sometime. The new week will bring normalcy.
Jets fans can all thank me now. By confidently picking against them for the third consecutive time, Iāve guaranteed their place in Super Bowl XLIV. Congratulations, New York. COLTS
(2) Vikings at (1) Saints (6:40PM ET)
As a personal rule, I never back teams that intend to wear earplugs to combat crowd noise in an opponentās stadium. No, Iām not making this up. The Minnesota Vikings have reportedly issued ācustom-fitted earplugsā to players in preparation for Sundayās game in the Superdome. Commence laughter now. Am I wrong here, or does this confirm that Minnesota is already intimidated? Hey, weāre kinda frightened by your home field advantage, so weāre gonna go with earplugs. Please refrain from trash talk as weāll be unable to hear. Trash sign language is acceptable. Even for Brad Childress, this is embarrassing. I canāt, in good conscience, pick the Vikings now.
Letās pretend for a moment that Iām still considering Minnesota. With the ferocious pass rush they demonstrated last week, the Vikings could slow down Drew Brees. Without time, Brees wonāt have the luxury to hit his receivers deep downfield. Instead, New Orleans would need to adjust to a quicker passing game, one that favors Minnesotaās athletic linebackers and aggressive corners (donāt believe me? See the Cowboysā failure last week). The Saints could also run the ball to offset Jared Allen and the Minnesota pass rush. However, Iām not expecting the same performance from Mr. Kardashian, and Iām not a true believer in the Saintās overall ground game either.
Offensively, the Vikings must get Adrian Peterson going, especially if Brees is clicking. Eat the clock, control the line of scrimmage, and use the play-action to stretch the field. Favreās performance last week makes me less confident in his play this week. He canāt pull that off two weeks in a row can he? Yeah, youāre right. Nothing that man does should surprise me anymore. Iāve never liked Favre more than when he performed āPants on the groundā in the locker room after beating Dallas. THATāS who I want leading my football team. Twelve year-olds canāt match his passion. Itās unbelievable.
Some extra insight for your time⦠If you canāt figure out why NBC sided with Leno over Conan, look at the Favre situation. The Packers wanted to progress with younger talent (Aaron Rodgers) and hoped the legend would retire. Favre retired but wanted back in at the expense of Rodgers. Green Bay chose the younger guy and sent Favre to a competing network, I mean team. Less than two years later, the Packers are at home with their young quarterback watching the legend and his new employer on the cusp of a Super Bowl berth. NBC applied the Favre situation to their quandary. As a result, NBC chose the ālegendā and sent the young talent packing.
Iām telling you, āsportsā permeate all aspects of life. Watch sports for a lifetime and youāll have the answer to any situation thrown your way. (I use this ātruthā to support my case when my wife tells me our kids wonāt be permitted to watch football for 12 straight hours. Sheās getting there.)
And back to the game⦠Thereās a lot of support for the Vikings after last weekās demolition of the Cowboys. In my opinion, that support would swing the other way if the Vikings won on Saturday and the Saints blew out the Cardinals on Sunday. The Vikings won more recently. Therefore, theyāll receive the bulk of attention from the media and fans. I canāt prove this, itās just my opinion.
Anyway, I want Minnesota to win because Favreās a nice story, but more so because Iāll have to pluck out my eyes if Sean Payton hoists the George Halas Trophy. I also like the Vikings because of their defense. DeMarcus Ware gave Brees fits and I expect Jared Allen to do the same. Unfortunately, I canāt break my own rule. Resorting to ear plugs equals defeat. SAINTS
If I were Charles Barkleyā¦
I’m considering dropping this portion of my weekly preview for the 2010 season. I haven’t been this embarrassed since riding to school in my older sister’s 1980 Chevy Citation. (We called it the “Brown Bomber.” I made my friend sit in the front seat. Seriously.)
Picks
New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts (-8)
Minnesota Vikings (+4) at New Orleans Saints
Last Week:Ā 1 – 3 – 0
Postseason: 1 – 7 – 0
Over/Under
New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts Over 39
Last Week:Ā 0 – 1 – 0
Postseason: 1 – 1 – 0
(Lines as of 1/21, 5:44PM ET, fromĀ bodog)

The majority of people are taking the Colts to kill the Jets this week but you have to consider how well New York matches up against Indy. Indy has the worst running game in the league, and is ALL Peyton. The Jets have the #1 pass-defence and if they can put the clamps on Peyton early⦠it could very well be a Jets win. TheCoach isnāt calling a J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS win but they will cover the spread. I know Indy shut down Baltimoreās running game last week but the Jets strive on being quick and elusive.. something Ray Rice isnātā¦
Minnesota and New Orleans is going to be such a good game. I was hoping all season long these two would meet up in the NFC Championship and honestly.. either team could team this game. The Saints are -3.0 favourites and historically home team get given three points for the home-field advantage⦠so basically this game is a pick-em and there is ONE thing that I like about the Saints and its that home-field advantage. Last week Warner and Romo combined for 7 sacks and 4 fumbles largely in part to not being able to communicate with their offence. The SuperDome is NUTS and I donāt care how much experience Favre has, the crowd can help a team and also hurt the other so much.
Feel free to check out my picks with scores (and of course cheerleader pictures) @ http://www.lionsdenu.com/category/sports/nfl-guide-2009-2010/
Best of luck to all this week,
Regards,
TheCoach
I was going to comment sports related, but I laughed so hard at the last paragraph that I forgot what I was going to write.