The Olympics are quickly coming to a close. Before we enter the stretch leg, let’s recap the most noteworthy events of the past few days. Most importantly, did Apolo Anton Ohno get robbed? I smell Canadian bacon, I mean bias.

I sat on the sidelines for months, avoiding the Tiger Woods scandal altogether. Three months after Woods’ SUV tattooed an innocent fire hydrant, I weigh in. (The quote in the title belongs to the great Round Mound of Rebound, not Tiger Woods.)

Athletes need us more than we need them (I may be an exception). Make sure you demand the most from your favorite players.

Excessive celebrating is out of control in professional football (and college too). I took it upon myself to develop a solution. If accepted, this solution would discourage unnecessary celebrations, increase fan enjoyment, AND create more jobs in a lousy economy.